Q: Which letters do T U.S.A., Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common?Ī: None! None of them have “c”, “o”,”m” or “n” in them. Q: Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter? Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it? Q: Because they have suffered and bought jewelry. Q: Why are man with pierced ears better suited for marriage? Q: What is as big as a horse but doesn’t weigh anything? Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail? Q: “What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?” Q: “What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?” Q: Why don’t we need a compass at the North Pole?Ī: Because it’s in the middle of the day. Q: What letter can do the work in one day that you can do in two days? Q: Which letter is always trying to find reasons? Q: Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet? (The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.) Q: How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy? Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over?Ī: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine) Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have? Q: How many people are buried in that cemetery? PS: These sentences must be asked orally. One was a priest so he married the other” How can be this ?”Ī: “One was twenty, the other twenty too.
Q: What State in the United States is High in the middle and round at the ends? Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window? Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs? Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe? Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window? Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window? Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?Ī: Lunch and supper. Teachers often use jokes in the ESL/EFL classroom to teach culture, grammar and vocabulary. Jokes in English for the ESL/EFL Classroom.
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